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Getting your condom fitted right can make the difference between a great orgasm and an STD. Here’s how to get it right.
Look, we know that sex can be much better without a condom. That makes a heck of a lot of sense when your doing it with your wife or partner. In other words, with someone you know and are familiar with and not a temporary girlfriend or one night stand.
So without preaching and banging on too much about condom safety. I’ll assume you understand the risks if you are lucky enough to hit it off with a UK escort or have a one night stand. Here’s a few hints and tips to make the whole thing better.
Latex is the best material for a condom. What we would recommend is that you do not improvise with a plastic bag or other materials. If you don’t have a latex condom, get one or get out of there.
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Before we get started, an interlude.
Okay, now let’s get down to business.
Getting off the Blocks to Early
Both men and women are guilty of starting off sex without a condom then suddenly one or both realise that they have forgotten to pop it on. Make sure you’re not caught up in that situation. The benefits of a condom for reducing the risk of HIV or an STI will be pretty much reduced.
Of course if you start sex then realise you need to pop on a condom, that can take away from the experience. This is one of those moments when the brain can play funny tricks on you and you find your boner has turned into a flump. Get it on first then get started.
If popping on a condom is not something you are used to doing. Perhaps you have finished with a long term partner or come out of a relationship and you are back in the Game. If this is the case then you need to get used to wearing one again as you risk losing the erection at a crucial time. Here’s a tip, grab a bunch of condoms and use them while you are masturbating so you get used too and start to condition your cock to them. In reality, it’s a great way to have a wank without the mess to clean up.
Slipping the Condom on the Right Way
If you find that slipping your dick into a condom is uncomfortable and the thin is just too dam tight, you might be doing it wrong. In reality, a condom should fit comfortably on any dick. So, before you unroll it along the shaft, make sure the tip of your cock is perectly fitted to the head. Only then should you smoothly and slowly begin to unroll it down the shaft. This should work a treat.
Should you roll it down as far as possible? Most certainly. Get it down as far as it can go without flattening the teat. This is important. We know that a condom is effective in reducing the risk of genital herpes, human papilloma virus, genital warts and syphilis. However, as these are infections transmitted through contact, your todger must be well and truly covered up and protected from contact to be as safe as possible.
Putting the Condom on Wrong Way Round
If you roll your condom on and the teat is inward rather than facing out, you have probably put it on the wrong way. Yes you might be the one benefiting from the ribbed texture as you bang in and out; but come the end and you splash that man fat into the rubber sock, your balls will be nicely coated in your own cum. Lesson learned.
Get it right. If you do put it on the wrong way, take it off and discard that one. Grab a new one and start again. It pays to have a spare.
Avoiding Condom Leaks
If you find your condom is leaking then you have more than likely not fitted it correctly. The tip of the condom should be a small teat. If you stretch your condom down too far the teat will flatten. When you ejacualte, there is no place to go except down the shaft and those last two or three thrusts will spew your man fat out of the condom. So when you put it onto your cock, remember to pinch the teat as you roll it down your shaft.
If you lose your motivation half way through or for some other reason the hard man softens up, you could risk the condom coming off if you persist in thrusting away like a jack hammer. In this scenario, desplite any embarrassment, it is best to withdraw and gather yourself.
Make Sure Your Condom is Slippery
Let’s assume you have mastered the technique of putting the condom on your little guy. Next you need to check to see it is lubricated enough. First off, never lubricate your dick before you put one on. If you can remember anything from your primary school science classes, you should have a good idea what will happen if you do that.
If the condom is a little discoloured or you find it is very sticky, it could be that it is old and it may be damaged. In this case, try another from the same packet or buy another box.
Many condoms come with some lubrication but you should check to ensure it is enough for you and your partner. Sometimes rolling the condom onto the shaft can take away some lubrication.
We recommend using a water based lubricant. You may have heard of KY Jelly. Do not use Vaseline, Vegetable Oils or Baby Oil. They are all no-no’s. A lubricant should be water based and they usually come in a hand pocket sized packet that is quick to release. So it’s really not a bother but worth the little extra care and attention.
If you are on board for a while and your stamina is good then do stop to lube up once in a while. Like anything, the lubricant will wear off. If you want to keep going, make sure to drop a little more onto the cock. It will make it feel better for her and avoid any soreness. Perhaps more important, if it is a marathon session, it will also reduce the risk of leakages and breakages.
The Condom Breaks, What Do You Do?
If your condom breaks you could be in trouble. Stop, just because you don’t have a monster 10 inch dick, doesn’t mean this won’t happen to you. Condoms do break. It happens rarely but it is a possibility. Often times the breakage occurs because of a tear. How could that happen? Well, think about it. Has she got long nails, did you get a blowjob and she squeezed down with her teeth. Yes, these things can cause tiny tears. Couple this with poor lubrication and you have the recipe for a disaster.
Get in There, Get the Job Done and Get Out of There
Okay, so this may not be a military exercise but we need to get in there, get the job done and extract ourselves quickly and cleanly without any mess. So when you have thrusted your last thrust, place your fingers on the rim of the condom and slip it out. This will ensure there is no mess and most importantly, that you don’t leave the rubber jacket behind.
A Final Word
Condoms reduce the risk of STI/HIV. A condom is very good at preventing the transmission of HIV, chlamydia and gonorrhea.
Read that sentence again. Notice anything? The word REDUCE.
Yes, they do not prevent the transmission of an STI or HIV, they can only reduce the risk. Some guys think putting a condom on is all they need to do to avoid an STI. That’s a little like believing you won’t get hurt playing footie if you wear your shin pads. A condom is a key measure to reduce the risks but your personal approach to hygiene and the things you do are critically important.
