East Midlands Male Escorts
THOMAS
Age: 50+
Independent
I offer a discreet service to females of all ages with cuckolding offered to experinced and those eager to learn with a relaxed non hurried time for single, widowed,divorced or married,who are lonely or neglected and in need of the adult male attention for satisfying rewarding times that you desire and deserveA gentleman can call fo...
Chesterfield
Hi, my name is THOMAS
I offer a discreet service to females of all ages with cuckolding offered to experinced and those eager to learn with a relaxed non hurried time for single, widowed,divorced or married,who are lonely or neglected and in need of the adult male attention for satisfying rewarding times that you desire and deserveA gentleman can call fo...
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markmoore544@gmail.com
Age: 18-20
Independent
I'm a educated professional man that offers escort services to women for the reason of your choosing. I cater for dinner dates, parties or official engagement where you need a male chaperone without any long term hassle. I'm 6ft 3 & train in the gym 6 times a week, a security protection specialist with over 30 years looking after the...
Derbyshire
Hi, my name is markmoore544@gmail.com
I'm a educated professional man that offers escort services to women for the reason of your choosing. I cater for dinner dates, parties or official engagement where you need a male chaperone without any long term hassle. I'm 6ft 3 & train in the gym 6 times a week, a security protection specialist with over 30 years looking after the...
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Matias BIG Lover
Age: 26-30
Independent
Hi. I'm 27 years guy available for women. Want to live your fantasy or maybe just some company message me and let's have some fun together.All ages and types of women are welcome. Available most evenings from midnight and any time Saturday and Sunday.Message me any time, please introduce yourself when messaging....
Hinckley and Bosworth
Hi, my name is Matias BIG Lover
Hi. I'm 27 years guy available for women. Want to live your fantasy or maybe just some company message me and let's have some fun together.All ages and types of women are welcome. Available most evenings from midnight and any time Saturday and Sunday.Message me any time, please introduce yourself when messaging....
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Graham
Age: 36-40
Independent
Open minded professional man, guaranteed to provide top class services. I'm 5ft 11, muscular build., I aim to please, not into any freaky stuff, females and couples welcome.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx dont hesitate to message with any questions you may have. Bottingham based and can travel within reasonable distances....
Nottingham
Hi, my name is Graham
Open minded professional man, guaranteed to provide top class services. I'm 5ft 11, muscular build., I aim to please, not into any freaky stuff, females and couples welcome.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx dont hesitate to message with any questions you may have. Bottingham based and can travel within reasonable distances....
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SubmissiveLucas
Age: 26-30
Independent
28 year old submissive male escort living in Nottingham. I love to meet all different types of people from all walks of life. I enjoy the world of kinks and BDSM very much.It doesn't matter what level of experience you have with BDSM I do: Foot worship, boot worship, humiliation(receiving), face sitting(receiving...
Nottingham
Hi, my name is SubmissiveLucas
28 year old submissive male escort living in Nottingham. I love to meet all different types of people from all walks of life. I enjoy the world of kinks and BDSM very much.It doesn't matter what level of experience you have with BDSM I do: Foot worship, boot worship, humiliation(receiving), face sitting(receiving...
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Sami
Age: 21-25
Independent
I provide escort services to women's and couples only. Pls WhatsApp me .... ................... ...................
Worksop
Hi, my name is Sami
I provide escort services to women's and couples only. Pls WhatsApp me .... ................... ...................
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BlackBananaCox
Age: 26-30
Independent
Sensual Massage services for women NorthamptonshireI am 6ft2in tall well-built, with brown eyes and black short hair and a well endowed black man escort. If you are looking for someone who you can feel comfortable with, look no further! [b]*I am a straight black male who always plays safe..[/b]I am a very pr...
Kettering
Hi, my name is BlackBananaCox
Sensual Massage services for women NorthamptonshireI am 6ft2in tall well-built, with brown eyes and black short hair and a well endowed black man escort. If you are looking for someone who you can feel comfortable with, look no further! [b]*I am a straight black male who always plays safe..[/b]I am a very pr...
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Hi, my name is Mauro
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Johnny
Age: 21-25
Independent
I would just like to say I'm very open minded do like a chat and to make people feel 100% comfortable I'm extremely private as I have a busy social life there is no doubt I will make you laugh and smile as that is always my aim just take your time in your decision and don't be afraid to have a sneaky peak at my private photos I...
Long Sutton
Hi, my name is Johnny
I would just like to say I'm very open minded do like a chat and to make people feel 100% comfortable I'm extremely private as I have a busy social life there is no doubt I will make you laugh and smile as that is always my aim just take your time in your decision and don't be afraid to have a sneaky peak at my private photos I...
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Saim
Age: 36-40
Independent
Hi thank you for stoping at my profile. I'm new to escorting. I'm very friendly clean shaven where matters very dirty in bed you will love experience you will return again and again. I have beard i work full time during day and work on this site half of night. I'm very openminded and accommodating place is clean fresh and discreet parking in sinfi...
Derby
Hi, my name is Saim
Hi thank you for stoping at my profile. I'm new to escorting. I'm very friendly clean shaven where matters very dirty in bed you will love experience you will return again and again. I have beard i work full time during day and work on this site half of night. I'm very openminded and accommodating place is clean fresh and discreet parking in sinfi...
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James Anderson
Age: 36-40
Independent
Absolute confidentiality and discretion are guaranteed when using my services. We all lead increasingly stressful and busy lives which can mean that we ourselves can get left behind and our needs, wants and desires, forgotton.By using Sensual Orgasmic Massage my a...
Lincoln
Hi, my name is James Anderson
Absolute confidentiality and discretion are guaranteed when using my services. We all lead increasingly stressful and busy lives which can mean that we ourselves can get left behind and our needs, wants and desires, forgotton.By using Sensual Orgasmic Massage my a...
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12 inch liam
Age: 21-25
Independent
Big cock down for anything lads or lasses message me and be in for a treat get about me on the snap deals on for tonight only I like and do anything and won't stop till ur satisfied get at me tonight for a time you won't forget love to give oral and will do any kinky thing ur up for for a extra price no boundaries no limits j...
Sleaford
Hi, my name is 12 inch liam
Big cock down for anything lads or lasses message me and be in for a treat get about me on the snap deals on for tonight only I like and do anything and won't stop till ur satisfied get at me tonight for a time you won't forget love to give oral and will do any kinky thing ur up for for a extra price no boundaries no limits j...
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A few Inches
Age: 26-30
Independent
An exhibitionist. I have many hobbies, none of them is my passion but sex is. I can make you pleased lick you all over and do to you anything what you want me to do but don't try to dominate over me. One of my hobbies is photography so I can do some lovely looking and sexy snaps of you just for you. Fancy to meet? We can do it outdoors if you fancy...
Lincoln
Hi, my name is A few Inches
An exhibitionist. I have many hobbies, none of them is my passion but sex is. I can make you pleased lick you all over and do to you anything what you want me to do but don't try to dominate over me. One of my hobbies is photography so I can do some lovely looking and sexy snaps of you just for you. Fancy to meet? We can do it outdoors if you fancy...
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Al
Age: 21-25
Independent
Hi ladies I am open minded young lad looking to give you ladies a good time and all your desires. You can relax in my company and play out all your fantasies and desires open to any situations you may want to role play. Over all I I very easy going and easy to get along with Look forward to meeting you Al...
Leicestershire
Hi, my name is Al
Hi ladies I am open minded young lad looking to give you ladies a good time and all your desires. You can relax in my company and play out all your fantasies and desires open to any situations you may want to role play. Over all I I very easy going and easy to get along with Look forward to meeting you Al...
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Ry
Age: 36-40
Independent
Short and sweet I’m am here to provide you with all that you require, I have a great sense of humour, very considerate, I love to make people smile and feel special, I can be your friend your lover anything you desire, feel free to message me and we can hopefully build a relationship and arrange a meeting, I am happy to discuss anything yo...
Corby
Hi, my name is Ry
Short and sweet I’m am here to provide you with all that you require, I have a great sense of humour, very considerate, I love to make people smile and feel special, I can be your friend your lover anything you desire, feel free to message me and we can hopefully build a relationship and arrange a meeting, I am happy to discuss anything yo...
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StrongMan4u
Age: 36-40
Independent
Hi lady's I'm a big built strong broad shouldered man I'm 6ft tall I have brown hair and beared green eyes well built olive skin and tattoos, and hung and thick were it counts, I'm new to this but want to be what your looking for, I will be and do whatever it is you desire, I can be submissive if wanted or dominant whatever...
Skegness
Hi, my name is StrongMan4u
Hi lady's I'm a big built strong broad shouldered man I'm 6ft tall I have brown hair and beared green eyes well built olive skin and tattoos, and hung and thick were it counts, I'm new to this but want to be what your looking for, I will be and do whatever it is you desire, I can be submissive if wanted or dominant whatever...
Love and kisses StrongMan4u
Ben
Age: 36-40
Independent
I am a tall dark and handsome kinda guy. I love having a laugh and I love sex. I am well equipped and always ready to go. I like most things just perhaps not the seriously freaky stuff. I like confident ladies who know what they want and I am very happy to give this to them. I work full time so evening or weekends only. I pride myself in being a...
Boston
Hi, my name is Ben
I am a tall dark and handsome kinda guy. I love having a laugh and I love sex. I am well equipped and always ready to go. I like most things just perhaps not the seriously freaky stuff. I like confident ladies who know what they want and I am very happy to give this to them. I work full time so evening or weekends only. I pride myself in being a...
Love and kisses Ben
Josh
Age: 26-30
Independent
I love to give oral and I love pleasing I assure you pure satisfaction and a great service at the best price I have a slim toned athletic body a great younger and a great deal more pleasure and satisfaction assured every time discrecretion assured I will make you feel comfortable and at ease with each minute feel free to msg I’m available...
Nottingham
Hi, my name is Josh
I love to give oral and I love pleasing I assure you pure satisfaction and a great service at the best price I have a slim toned athletic body a great younger and a great deal more pleasure and satisfaction assured every time discrecretion assured I will make you feel comfortable and at ease with each minute feel free to msg I’m available...
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Master you 69
Age: 36-40
Independent
Lady's & Couple All ages & body type are welcome Providing the finest quality full massage serviceIndulge yourself with an authentic massage to leave your feeling relaxed & de-stress, while restoring the nurture flow of positively energy with in your beautiful b...
Leicester
Hi, my name is Master you 69
Lady's & Couple All ages & body type are welcome Providing the finest quality full massage serviceIndulge yourself with an authentic massage to leave your feeling relaxed & de-stress, while restoring the nurture flow of positively energy with in your beautiful b...
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Copson29
Age: 26-30
Independent
Hi ladies im not a man of many talents but making your dreams come true is one of my talents if you like what you see please get in touch ...
Nottingham
Hi, my name is Copson29
Hi ladies im not a man of many talents but making your dreams come true is one of my talents if you like what you see please get in touch ...
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GreenEyes
Age: 36-40
Independent
6ft 3 with green eyes medium build and can hold a conversation and i am polite and no judgemental l like to read cook go for long walks out with friends and family...
Derby
Hi, my name is GreenEyes
6ft 3 with green eyes medium build and can hold a conversation and i am polite and no judgemental l like to read cook go for long walks out with friends and family...
Love and kisses GreenEyes
Colin
Age: 46-50
Independent
Im 48 5'9 looking to give you the companship you want. I am to join you in private or business events one to one private meets. Happy to join on dinner dates the theatre. Business dinners or events. Ok with any time from an hour to.all night events. Open to any suggestions or intetests you have. If you want regular meetings then thats ok and...
Northamptonshire
Hi, my name is Colin
Im 48 5'9 looking to give you the companship you want. I am to join you in private or business events one to one private meets. Happy to join on dinner dates the theatre. Business dinners or events. Ok with any time from an hour to.all night events. Open to any suggestions or intetests you have. If you want regular meetings then thats ok and...
Love and kisses Colin
Jhonny
Age: 26-30
Independent
After a long day here to help you relax your muscles and make you stress free, give you that satisfication to feel energised ! Will ensure you go away happy open to couples , females , males or TS a very open and clean person so expect the same back , give us a call or text to find out more information ...
Lincoln
Hi, my name is Jhonny
After a long day here to help you relax your muscles and make you stress free, give you that satisfication to feel energised ! Will ensure you go away happy open to couples , females , males or TS a very open and clean person so expect the same back , give us a call or text to find out more information ...
Love and kisses Jhonny
Hornyindian
Age: 41-45
Independent
Looking to fulfill any mature females desires whatever they may be in the Leicestershire area of UK. New to this and offers all services with mature ladies. Starting at an unbeatable £50 per hour and offering an unrushed unique personal service to all ladies over 50. Please get in touch on ...
Leicestershire
Hi, my name is Hornyindian
Looking to fulfill any mature females desires whatever they may be in the Leicestershire area of UK. New to this and offers all services with mature ladies. Starting at an unbeatable £50 per hour and offering an unrushed unique personal service to all ladies over 50. Please get in touch on ...
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Marcos
Age: 46-50
Independent
I am pleased to be here, i have been around the world, and worked in a number of different places, from Utrecht in holland, via Tbilise Georgia, to Riyadh Saudi Arabia. I am working toward moving back to the middle east, with a long term goal of a clear plot of land and my own unique built house... i am hoping that anyone who wants t...
Lincoln
Hi, my name is Marcos
I am pleased to be here, i have been around the world, and worked in a number of different places, from Utrecht in holland, via Tbilise Georgia, to Riyadh Saudi Arabia. I am working toward moving back to the middle east, with a long term goal of a clear plot of land and my own unique built house... i am hoping that anyone who wants t...
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Patso
Age: 26-30
Independent
I am part time model and straight male escort for females and couplesI am funny and easy outgoingI'm speak also Greek and some Russian language Don't hesitate to get in touchI can make your dreams true...
Leicester
Hi, my name is Patso
I am part time model and straight male escort for females and couplesI am funny and easy outgoingI'm speak also Greek and some Russian language Don't hesitate to get in touchI can make your dreams true...
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Hi, my name is Johny
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highonlife
Age: 21-25
Independent
Female only thank you, Hi I'm average build Dark hair i'm kind caring and love to make people laugh I'm a good talker but also a good listener I have a great personality I can have good conversations...
Northampton
Hi, my name is highonlife
Female only thank you, Hi I'm average build Dark hair i'm kind caring and love to make people laugh I'm a good talker but also a good listener I have a great personality I can have good conversations...
Love and kisses highonlife
Mat
Age: 26-30
Independent
Male for hire for ladies looking for a night of fun, I'm eager to please you in any way you want me to. I look forward to hearing from you. So don't be shy girls get in touch with me and I'm all yours. Couples are welcome too mfm or ffm, I'm available most evenings and weekends or weekdays if booked in advance...
Chesterfield
Hi, my name is Mat
Male for hire for ladies looking for a night of fun, I'm eager to please you in any way you want me to. I look forward to hearing from you. So don't be shy girls get in touch with me and I'm all yours. Couples are welcome too mfm or ffm, I'm available most evenings and weekends or weekdays if booked in advance...
Love and kisses Mat
Paulie
Age: 41-45
Independent
I'm a 43 year old and offer a very professional service I always aim to please my clients and give them a great service whatever their needs If you have any questions or queries feel free to contact me and I will reply within the hourNeed a date to accompany you to an event?Some company?Or simply some fun?I'm your guy...
Scunthorpe
Hi, my name is Paulie
I'm a 43 year old and offer a very professional service I always aim to please my clients and give them a great service whatever their needs If you have any questions or queries feel free to contact me and I will reply within the hourNeed a date to accompany you to an event?Some company?Or simply some fun?I'm your guy...
Love and kisses Paulie
Cleison Erotic Soapy Massage Escort
Age: 36-40
Independent
Would you like look Thai lady message can private accommodation overnight, free champange. I can use condom. Or to visit your private home. Not include with hotel and guesthouse. Please take care....
Northampton
Hi, my name is Cleison Erotic Soapy Massage Escort
Would you like look Thai lady message can private accommodation overnight, free champange. I can use condom. Or to visit your private home. Not include with hotel and guesthouse. Please take care....
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Irisheyes50
Age: 46-50
Independent
I am offering a wide range of services to all ladies...
Kirkby in Ashfield
Hi, my name is Irisheyes50
I am offering a wide range of services to all ladies...
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Elliot
Age: 18-20
Independent
Feeling lonely and bored?Husband/boyfriend not giving you enough attention?Look no further. Hot sexy stud here to help! I love nothing more than an older more experienced milf looking for some young healthy cock, it’s my fantasy😉I love to satisfy all shapes, sizes and ages! Please don’t hesitate to message me....
Chesterfield
Hi, my name is Elliot
Feeling lonely and bored?Husband/boyfriend not giving you enough attention?Look no further. Hot sexy stud here to help! I love nothing more than an older more experienced milf looking for some young healthy cock, it’s my fantasy😉I love to satisfy all shapes, sizes and ages! Please don’t hesitate to message me....
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Mario
Age: 36-40
Independent
hello, 35 man offering discreet fun. I love giving to womans extremely good pleasure.Love Licking. I am very open. I will fulfill all your fantasies. I am new also offer car meet or incalls in my apartment. All age women welcome. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxAlso I offer WhatsApp for chat also cam2cam fun. I Can share my private pictures and movies....
Derby
Hi, my name is Mario
hello, 35 man offering discreet fun. I love giving to womans extremely good pleasure.Love Licking. I am very open. I will fulfill all your fantasies. I am new also offer car meet or incalls in my apartment. All age women welcome. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxAlso I offer WhatsApp for chat also cam2cam fun. I Can share my private pictures and movies....
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David
Age: 36-40
Independent
 Very genuine, honest and more importantly very professional.I've been a male escort for many years now and really enjoying doing it. My services cover all ages 18+ most of my regulars are elderly women, not just wanting sex, but looking for company and someone to make them feel special.My services do cover sex, but its not always necessary and t...
Chesterfield
Hi, my name is David
 Very genuine, honest and more importantly very professional.I've been a male escort for many years now and really enjoying doing it. My services cover all ages 18+ most of my regulars are elderly women, not just wanting sex, but looking for company and someone to make them feel special.My services do cover sex, but its not always necessary and t...
Love and kisses David
Tantra Master
Age: 36-40
Independent
35 years old well spoken, experienced guy with strong arms invites women for sensual tantric massage.TANTRIC MASSAGE BENEFITS:-improving sleep-providing stress relief-helping to ease pain-good step toward healing emotional blockages-assisting in spiritual awakening-improving your sexual stamina-improving the quality of your orgasmsBefore...
Hinckley and Bosworth
Hi, my name is Tantra Master
35 years old well spoken, experienced guy with strong arms invites women for sensual tantric massage.TANTRIC MASSAGE BENEFITS:-improving sleep-providing stress relief-helping to ease pain-good step toward healing emotional blockages-assisting in spiritual awakening-improving your sexual stamina-improving the quality of your orgasmsBefore...
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Jamie
Age: 36-40
Independent
Do you need to be the centre of attention with a self and muscular guy who ONLY wants to please you? A guy who knows what it takes to please and satisfy you? You are my only priority and all I want is to make you feel incredible, secure, desired and totally satisfied in anyway you want.I am w/e, well dressed, fun, exciting and very very attentive....
Leicestershire
Hi, my name is Jamie
Do you need to be the centre of attention with a self and muscular guy who ONLY wants to please you? A guy who knows what it takes to please and satisfy you? You are my only priority and all I want is to make you feel incredible, secure, desired and totally satisfied in anyway you want.I am w/e, well dressed, fun, exciting and very very attentive....
Love and kisses Jamie
Tim
Age: 26-30
Independent
Hello ladies. If you are feeling lonely, want a relaxing massage, or just want to have fun then I’m the guy for you. I like to keep myself private, I don’t like people knowing my business, so whatever we keep it to ourselves please and thank you lol.Anywomen any age welcome just keep it clean 🤪💦If you have a fanta...
Nottingham
Hi, my name is Tim
Hello ladies. If you are feeling lonely, want a relaxing massage, or just want to have fun then I’m the guy for you. I like to keep myself private, I don’t like people knowing my business, so whatever we keep it to ourselves please and thank you lol.Anywomen any age welcome just keep it clean 🤪💦If you have a fanta...
Love and kisses Tim
paul_whit
Age: 36-40
Independent
Hello Ladies :) I am 32, slim body, dark auburn hair with a trimmed beard, a 7inch clean shaven cock, a fair few tattoos. I am a young horny indiviual and can guarantee you a fun filled session. I aim to please!! I offer sexual and non sexual Meets (please see my rates below) Look for...
Derby
Hi, my name is paul_whit
Hello Ladies :) I am 32, slim body, dark auburn hair with a trimmed beard, a 7inch clean shaven cock, a fair few tattoos. I am a young horny indiviual and can guarantee you a fun filled session. I aim to please!! I offer sexual and non sexual Meets (please see my rates below) Look for...
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shinobi
Age: 50+
Independent
Experienced and mature male who knows how to treat a lady. Discreation assured for discerning clients. A good communicator working in the public service and an experienced and qualified masseur and therapist. What you see is what you get. Jovial, , philosophical, caring and a vgsoh. Martial arts instructor....
Nottinghamshire
Hi, my name is shinobi
Experienced and mature male who knows how to treat a lady. Discreation assured for discerning clients. A good communicator working in the public service and an experienced and qualified masseur and therapist. What you see is what you get. Jovial, , philosophical, caring and a vgsoh. Martial arts instructor....
Love and kisses shinobi
Tyreece
Age: 36-40
Independent
You will experience a male escort services of the highest quality, I always show the upmost respect for my...
Derby
Hi, my name is Tyreece
You will experience a male escort services of the highest quality, I always show the upmost respect for my...
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Kye
Age: 21-25
Independent
Hi I'm 22 I'm really nice and approachable ,I'm into anything really :) if you want to talk to me before en stuff that also fine and I won't rush you either also I'm can only do outcalls sorry ,,,...
Leicestershire
Hi, my name is Kye
Hi I'm 22 I'm really nice and approachable ,I'm into anything really :) if you want to talk to me before en stuff that also fine and I won't rush you either also I'm can only do outcalls sorry ,,,...
Love and kisses Kye
Bigmacj
Age: 36-40
Independent
Hi I am Unlike a lot of people that are ripped but I know what I’m doing Am 34 years oldblue eyesbrown hairlittle bit hairyA little bit stocky but good cuddle into But offering my services to women and couples and i offer a range of servces sexual and non-sexual ...
Beeston
Hi, my name is Bigmacj
Hi I am Unlike a lot of people that are ripped but I know what I’m doing Am 34 years oldblue eyesbrown hairlittle bit hairyA little bit stocky but good cuddle into But offering my services to women and couples and i offer a range of servces sexual and non-sexual ...
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Alex Bane
Age: 41-45
Independent
Whatever you might expect from an escort - I can promise to exceed those expectations. All services considered, from massage to your wildest dreams... CDs welcome and I also have a Tv friend Alexis who can offer what you may need.While I can guarantee I will put in 100% of my efforts into giving a client the pleasure they deserve, I...
Rushden
Hi, my name is Alex Bane
Whatever you might expect from an escort - I can promise to exceed those expectations. All services considered, from massage to your wildest dreams... CDs welcome and I also have a Tv friend Alexis who can offer what you may need.While I can guarantee I will put in 100% of my efforts into giving a client the pleasure they deserve, I...
Love and kisses Alex Bane
Spider
Age: 46-50
Independent
I'm a 46 year old disabled maile who likes the company of females of any age so come on let's have some fun I'm open minded and willing to try anything once so don't be afraid to ask me your requirements I'm not capable of full sex but willing to give anything a try I love suckling pussy it's my favourite thing so if you want that I'm your man I...
Chesterfield
Hi, my name is Spider
I'm a 46 year old disabled maile who likes the company of females of any age so come on let's have some fun I'm open minded and willing to try anything once so don't be afraid to ask me your requirements I'm not capable of full sex but willing to give anything a try I love suckling pussy it's my favourite thing so if you want that I'm your man I...
Love and kisses Spider